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Topics posted by ChazFremontIII
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Don't show up to a game of Bananagrams wearing only your banana hammock. Nobody finds it clever, or appealing.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Donât cry for me Argentina. And stop laughing at me Finland!
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Donât tell Loretta you knocked over her Poinsetta while dancing to Rushâs Red Barchetta. She canât stand Canadian prog Rock.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Elaine from Fort Wayne is mainly quite plain, but sheâs got a huge set of cans.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Every time a bell rings, an angel gets a tinnitus flare-up.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Every time a hooker dies, an angel zips itâs fly.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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For my next trick, I'll unleash ungodly terror on everyone in this auditorium. Just kidding, I'm just gonna guess your card, sir.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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For the last time; Battle of the Network Stars is not the same as Star Wars. One is undeniably cool, and the other has Jar Jar Binks.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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For those about to rock; please practice proper hearing safety and put some earplugs in.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Fun my ass! I spent the week cleaning up banana peels and trying to get the smell of monkey shit out of the barrel.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Great, Ceasar's ghost. Just great. Now what am I supposed to do with all these croutons?
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Griddle me this, griddle me that. And when youâre done making breakfast get the hell outta my flat.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Hal 9000? Kind of a jerk. Hal Linden? Kind of a Barney Miller.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Harvey Korman once told me the secret to life, but he's dead now so I guess I can just forget about that.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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He was a bored house-husband. She, an encyclopedia saleswoman. Their love knew no bounds. Except for the ones she used to tie him to the bed.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Hello, Geek Squad? Yes, my disk is floppy and I can't get seem to boot it up. That's a problem, 'cause I really like to RAM!
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Hello, Poison Control?  Yeah, Brett Michaels is running down my street in a ballerina outfit.  Could you send someone to get him?  Also, am I gonna die?
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Her fetishism for ventriloquism resulted in a lot dummies with the same mummy.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Here's where I draw the line...and then a circle; now four shorter lines, and voila, I've got a stick figure!
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Hey Crosby, Stills, & Nash, I'm all for education, but if we teach our children TOO well, we'll need to put IMplicit lyrics warnings on music.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Honk once for yes and twice for âget a fucking move on before the light changes, cockwad!â
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Hop pop, hippie to the pippie, ya hop on pop and ya don't stop.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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