MattVanEpps

This episode really resonated with me. I didn't grow up as a pastor's child, but I did go to a pretty conservative, theologically heavy church for 8 years until I left about 2 years ago. I'm still unpacking the damage that did to my self-esteem, and I keep having anxiety over whether I made a huge mistake. I definitely feel like the black sheep at times as well.

I bet Maxwell Keeper loves that "7 Years" song by Lukas Graham.

What It Do, Niece? (Gender equality, of course.)

Classic homophone humor

All's fair in love, war, and a baseball park without foul poles.

"Once those factors have been taken into SAID account" killed me.

Honey Boo Boo, it's time to grow up and adopt a more mature name, like Honey Flesh Wound

I've been tattooing Tatooine on a tween named Janine.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. So why am I telling you?

There are two kinds of people in this world . . . actually, wait, no. I miscounted. There are 7.2 billion.

Butter that biscuit