Frenchfries
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Blueberry blues, spawned from eating in twos, the blueberry pies, that were covered in splooge.
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Count backwards from one hundred, underwater, with your penis in a mason jar. Step 2...
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No, I'm the Sue Chef of this restaurant, and if you don't like MY food....I'll see you the next time you play Ms. Pacman!
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To understand your pain look inside yourself. Seriously look at this Xray, you need to stop eating these razor blades.
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Thumb Wars are what seperate us from the monkeys. Wait what does opposable mean?
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Now when calculating for Pi be sure to account for radius, height and of course dietary restrictictions
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Proper planning prevents piss poor production, Proper planning prevents piss sport erections, "Peyton Manning Prevents This Year's Election"
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Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat, or as i like to say more cushion for the pushing.
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An apple a day keeps the doctors away. But rest assured the doctors are coming...
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1, 2, 3, 4. I declare a thumb war. 9, 11, 2000, 1. Let's play fair and let's have...Sneak Attack!
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Robin Goodfellow, Former President Obama, Dr. Zoidberg. Puck, Barry, Krill.
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Last day of school, first day of cool. ::Put on sunglasses and stare at wall until it becomes awkward::
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.sdrawrof gnipyt pots ot yad a fo lleh a dekcip I ekil skooL
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Barb sat lonely by the pool with the house to the west, darkness in all other directions. Barb, startled by a noise, goes east, she is eaten by a Grue
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And as I looked out over the ocean, salty air blowing against my face, I thought, "Whelp, this boner ain't going to get rid of itself!".
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If that's what Ferris Bueller is like on an off-day, I don't think I could handle him when he is "on".
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Yea, I dream of Jeannie alright, and those nocturnal emissions are no joke.
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It's not easy being green, this turnicate around my leg is painful.
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When I get home I'm going to hit the ole spankbank. And by spank I mean federal. And by ole federal bank i mean my wife.
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When your a jet, you're a jet all the way. From your first bombing threat, till you crash in the bay.
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What Charles Schulz never told us was that Charlie Brown had severe CTE and the brain of a 67 year old. Lucy's little football joke had left its mark.
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Did anyone ever stop to think that John and Paul might be fucking idiots for thinking there's 8 days in a week.
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