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Topics posted by Frenchfries
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We all had seen this prank before, the ole snake in a can. But something felt different, perhaps it was the sensation of having my dick in a can.
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We are giants among men, we who dare to entertain without first embarking on a healthy breakfast!
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We humbly bow to our new alien overlords. Despite their insistence that Linkin Park is the greatest band ever.
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We welcome you laugh-ers, you gaffers, and cardiographers. We even welcome the low level staffers! Welcome to the show of which the hearlds have sang,
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We've isolated the cancer cells, now extract them so Gerry can fart on them and then we'll toss them back in the body.
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Wedensday night is fart night, it's the night I allow myself a single fart
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Well, well, well if it isn't my old nemesis, catchphrase #303
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What Charles Schulz never told us was that Charlie Brown had severe CTE and the brain of a 67 year old. Lucy's little football joke had left its mark.
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What is this fevered dream from which I wake, a dream in which there is no cake!
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When I first got a grip of the grip's big whip, I dared not touch my lips to their strip! Was I ready? Ready to sip? That premature, grip-whip-drip.
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When I first met the "Pigfucker" I didn't think much of him. But by the end of the summer, we were ALL lining up to shake his hand.
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When I first saw Earth's majesty from outerspace I thought about how small I am, penis-wise.
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When I get home I'm going to hit the ole spankbank. And by spank I mean federal. And by ole federal bank i mean my wife.
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When I graduated high school I was voted most likely to read listener catchphrases at the start of my podcast.
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When I suggested that we do it like they do on the discovery channel, I didn't mean pick up our life, move to Alaska, and buy a deep sea fishing boat.
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When I unlocked my office door I thought I heard a noise, as I inspected the area I came to a realization. I don't work in an office! Also I'm deaf!
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When Lewis and Clark first beheld the majestic Rockies of Colorado they were heard to remark, "If only they could find some pitching."
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When looking through the telescope I spied Venus, your anus, and your penis. I married your penis, fucked Venus, and totally killed your anus.
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When the crash of rhinos battled with the murder of crows. I wasn't suprised at who crashed and who got to murder.
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When the dinosaurs ruled the Earth, humans ruled Mars. And now it's basicially the opposite. Crazy.
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When your a jet, you're a jet all the way. From your first bombing threat, till you crash in the bay.
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While his co-workers worked tirelessly pushing the boundaries of science, Frenchfries worked tirelessly to figure out what best rhymes with Butt-crack
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Who has two thumbs and just got two new prosthetic thumbs? This guy.
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