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Now its time for wacky weather! Today it's cloudy with a chance of meatballs! Speaking of wacky I am required to tell you all that I am a sex offender
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Never meet your heroes, the other day I found out Shampoodler was actually Lorne Michaels.
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I dreamt I was Hillary Clinton and when I woke up my alarm said Snooze & Recount. I chose snooze, recount can wait.
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I thought there was a dollar in my pocket but it was a piece of paper...
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He was hung like horse. We slipped his head in a big ole noose and then whipped his rear end.
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Started vacation in the Bahamas, ended vacation with yo mama.
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Steven Speilberg's dick is so big that it co-wrote Schindler's List.
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"Gorgonzola!? More like Gorgon Zoloft, Medusa's been moping ever since Anticles walked out on her. But yea crumble that shit all over my greens."
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Your arms are open to accept my embrace, i enter slowly i yearn to encase; But suddenly, a titty twister, tears fill my face.
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I'm with her, and then in parenthesis it just says that chick with three tits from Total Recall
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When looking through the telescope I spied Venus, your anus, and your penis. I married your penis, fucked Venus, and totally killed your anus.
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And down the stretch they cum! Horse ejaculate lines the race course! What a mess!
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In West Philidelphia born and raised, on the playground is where I grew most of my Maize.
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TGIF, Thank Goodness it's Friesday. Cause we are selling French Fries. Get it?!
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Horton hears a Who, but does he hear his son at home? Cryin' all night on the bedroom floor. Yes, elephants are renowned for their excellent hearing.
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It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the contempt of all the girls at school tomorrow.
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What Charles Schulz never told us was that Charlie Brown had severe CTE and the brain of a 67 year old. Lucy's little football joke had left its mark.
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"Hey Ginny, I caught you this beautiful snitch cause you ain't no basic bitch" - The boy who lived 1996
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He yelled "Get to the Chopper" but all I heard was jalapeno poppers.
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Good evening, I called you all here this evening to make an important announcement. Remember that pig for sale at McGregor's Farm, well I fucked it.
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I had Thankgiving and I ate lot of Turkey and had to eat Beans also. Thank you for your consideration for the Secretary of Agriculture position.
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We all had seen this prank before, the ole snake in a can. But something felt different, perhaps it was the sensation of having my dick in a can.
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'Cause I'm a model, you know what i mean, and I am a smallscale representation of a catwalk.
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