All play and no work makes Gabrus a dull fuck-boy.

[All play and no work makes Gabrus a dull fuck-boy.]

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[Blueberry blues, spawned from eating in twos, the blueberry pies, that were covered in splooge.]

[Count backwards from one hundred, underwater, with your penis in a mason jar. Step 2...]

[Fuckin.....fuckin...Doonesbury. Yea Doonesbury]

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[No, I'm the Sue Chef of this restaurant, and if you don't like MY food....I'll see you the next time you play Ms. Pacman!]

No, I'm the Sue Chef of this restaurant, and if you don't like MY food....I'll see you the next time you play Ms. Pacman!

[To understand your pain look inside yourself. Seriously look at this Xray, you need to stop eating these razor blades.]

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[Thumb Wars are what seperate us from the monkeys. Wait what does opposable mean?]

[Now when calculating for Pi be sure to account for radius, height and of course dietary restrictictions]

sin sin cosin sin 3.14159

[Horton hears a who, but who hears Horton?]

- I'm high

[Proper planning prevents piss poor production, Proper planning prevents piss sport erections, "Peyton Manning Prevents This Year's Election"]

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[Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat, or as i like to say more cushion for the pushing.]

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[An apple a day keeps the doctors away. But rest assured the doctors are coming...]

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[1, 2, 3, 4. I declare a thumb war. 9, 11, 2000, 1. Let's play fair and let's have...Sneak Attack!]

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[Robin Goodfellow, Former President Obama, Dr. Zoidberg. Puck, Barry, Krill.]

The choice is yours

[Last day of school, first day of cool. ::Put on sunglasses and stare at wall until it becomes awkward::]

[.sdrawrof gnipyt pots ot yad a fo lleh a dekcip I ekil skooL]

A read out loud catchphrase is definitely the best medium for this joke.

[Barb sat lonely by the pool with the house to the west, darkness in all other directions. Barb, startled by a noise, goes east, she is eaten by a Grue]

Zork Things

[And as I looked out over the ocean, salty air blowing against my face, I thought, "Whelp, this boner ain't going to get rid of itself!".]

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[Ep. 7 Run to you Bride (w/ Fran Gillespie)]

IT"S BEEN OVER TWO MONTHS AND I STILL HAVE "Hell Yes" STUCK IN MY HEAD! SEND HELP!

[If that's what Ferris Bueller is like on an off-day, I don't think I could handle him when he is "on".]

[Yea, I dream of Jeannie alright, and those nocturnal emissions are no joke.]

[It's not easy being green, this turnicate around my leg is painful.]

[When I get home I'm going to hit the ole spankbank. And by spank I mean federal. And by ole federal bank i mean my wife.]

[When your a jet, you're a jet all the way. From your first bombing threat, till you crash in the bay.]

[What Charles Schulz never told us was that Charlie Brown had severe CTE and the brain of a 67 year old. Lucy's little football joke had left its mark.]

Merry Christmas Charlie Brown....