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Look, I'm just a simple person who spends their days pumping gas. I don't have time to understand this html nerd shit.

That was totally on purpose. Part of my aesthetic.

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please be gentle

Never mind. I clicked on the non mobile version and now I see. Glad I get a list of who liked every post I make. I was just thinking the other day about how I don't have enough judgment from strangers in my life.

Wait.... how do I know if people liked a post?

I seem to disappoint everyone

I think "ease back rod" was the original suggestion

People say the Internet webs sites go away when the servers are gone, but those are lies. Like, information just can't go away like that. It's against the second law of thermodynamics. I know my computer has a ram, and it's on there forever, cause God let Abraham kill a ram instead of his son so you know it's forever.

Yeah, but you just called it that 12 minutes ago, so, like, it's both the future and the past?

I feel like Hayes and Sean tried to warn us on this Howl stuff. I mean, Howl was written by an Allen G. Hayes and Sean met on the set of an Allen G. There's no way this is a coincidence...

Just rewatched the "Triumph" video. Apparently the epidemic has spread to all of New York. thoughts and prayers protect ya neck

Isn't Staten Island also full of bees?

I almost forgot. I was Ehhh! Wrong on that one. Sean and Hayes bring up in a later episode that Iliza Schlesinger was totally in on everything (there was a lot of speculation on that). In hindsight, it's a little unfair to group those two episodes together. They're similar because the guests don't respond to silliness with more silliness, but Iliza Schlesinger doesn't come across as some kind of idiot who doesn't understand the concept of the show. Pauly Shore on the other hand....

I'd say the Rob Corddry and Mike Still episodes are great examples of guests who "get" the show and bounce back and forth with the hosts really well. The Iliza Shlesinger and Pauly Shore episodes are also worth a listen, because they represent episodes where the guest doesn't seem to get what's going on, and those types of episodes are great in their own way. Also, the Pauly Shore episode has some great engineer interaction, which is a frequent part of the show. Between those four I'd say you can get a pretty good grasp of things. People say it's important to listen to the backlog of the show to get what's going on, but I disagree. It's not like they ever explain what exactly is going on. Just know that they're pretending to be Hollywood insiders and everything is very silly and ironic.

Janet Reno

I may have spoken too soon. I just noticed that none of the HH episodes are behind a paywall yet, and the ads are still there. I haven't subscribed to the premium version yet, though. Has anyone with a premium checked if they're staying?