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    Robots gave me Candy.

    LARDdischarge posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Robots gave me Candy.
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    I split my lip on a sharp jagged chip. Now I drip when I sip and hiss when I kiss.
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    I pressed my pleated shorts against my pressed shirt and pushed my pelvis until I passed out.
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    Mom, I don't WANT to wear lipstick, I want to SELL it to orphans! Bumblegum Blue for Orphan Stue.
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    Dad, I don't want to be an engineer, I want to make fart art!
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    My kitty ran away from the meat factory.
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    Tender tweeties tend to trickle tweety pee-pee.
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    A beef patty makes a good bed companion but I still need someone to make me breakfast in the morning.
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    I like yukon in my udon and lettuce in my medic..ine.
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    GUESS WHAT?! I'M IN LOVE WITH GIRLS AGAIN!
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    Wishes get stitches.

    LARDdischarge posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Wishes get stitches.
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    The mayor got in my cabinet again!
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    AHOY James McAvoy's Boy Toy!
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    Dusk before dawn, but not on my lawn!
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    I'm ON the case... and off the pill.
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    Oh, meatball Monday! The troglodyte's kidnapped my children again! Who has time for this?!
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    The troglodyte got into my pantie drawer again!
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