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LARDdischarge

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  1. LARDdischarge

    Robots gave me Candy.

    Robots gave me Candy.
  2. I split my lip on a sharp jagged chip. Now I drip when I sip and hiss when I kiss.
  3. I pressed my pleated shorts against my pressed shirt and pushed my pelvis until I passed out.
  4. Mom, I don't WANT to wear lipstick, I want to SELL it to orphans! Bumblegum Blue for Orphan Stue.
  5. Dad, I don't want to be an engineer, I want to make fart art!
  6. My kitty ran away from the meat factory.
  7. Tender tweeties tend to trickle tweety pee-pee.
  8. A beef patty makes a good bed companion but I still need someone to make me breakfast in the morning.
  9. I like yukon in my udon and lettuce in my medic..ine.
  10. GUESS WHAT?! I'M IN LOVE WITH GIRLS AGAIN!
  11. LARDdischarge

    Wishes get stitches.

    Wishes get stitches.
  12. The mayor got in my cabinet again!
  13. AHOY James McAvoy's Boy Toy!
  14. Dusk before dawn, but not on my lawn!
  15. I'm ON the case... and off the pill.
  16. Oh, meatball Monday! The troglodyte's kidnapped my children again! Who has time for this?!
  17. The troglodyte got into my pantie drawer again!
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