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  1. LARDdischarge
    If you're wondering what / just fell out of my butt / It's none of your business / That is unless you like Guinness
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    You can take the beans of out burrito, but you can't take the burrito out of the foil when its still hot.
  3. LARDdischarge
    When I poop my pants, it's like angels came down by way of a huge messy mudslide with a lot of partially digested food in there too.
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    Loose lips flick clits.

    LARDdischarge posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Loose lips flick clits.
  5. LARDdischarge
    I'm on the case and off the pill.
  6. LARDdischarge
    I directed a question to my digestion; my gut said "what" and then fell out my butt.
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    Jamaica Me Crazy, the fun-filled resort for white people
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    I dread buttered bread and I detest bitter zest, and so I'm left utterly bereft on any food to feed my brood.
  9. LARDdischarge
    Pack the crack in stacks please; space is limited.
  10. LARDdischarge
    If you can't beat the heat, thaw your meat and freeze your sheets.
  11. LARDdischarge
    It's hard out there for a Bard with lardy discharge
  12. LARDdischarge
    There's bound to be casualties when you're cracking your nuts after five mugs of eggnog.
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    I'm too timid to tinkle in public, but pretty good at in my bathroom.
  14. LARDdischarge
    Tis the season to think of a reason to get through the days in less painful ways.
  15. LARDdischarge
    Honey is money for jingle jangle junky.
  16. LARDdischarge
    My mittens are from Britain, my pants are from France, and my masks are made by Basques. I guess my fashion is too Eurocentric.
  17. LARDdischarge
    My lemon's in Yemen and my cherry'a is in Syria. I should really keep my fruit in more stable countries.
  18. LARDdischarge
    Butt cheese: a dessert or aperitif?
  19. LARDdischarge
    There's a burrito in my trousers from when I put it there. Flash forward by two hours and I have beans for underwear.
  20. LARDdischarge
    There are no stupid questions, just mucus snail trails on all my furniture.
  21. LARDdischarge
    Tee-hee-hee, I leave a puddle of mucus on every chair I sit on. It's my calling card!
  22. LARDdischarge
    If I keep trying, I may end of dying. But if I just lie here, I'm liable to die here. I guess I'll go shopping for chinos.
  23. LARDdischarge
    The danger of strangers is in missing the kissing.
  24. LARDdischarge
    There's a hole in my soul where I hide all my pride. I tossed it and lost it and now I'm a coward.
  25. LARDdischarge
    It's easy to cry when your shaped like a pie.
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