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Why can't all of mankind join hands and make a big octagon shape in Montana? Nobody fucking lives there.
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Man this economy's really tanked. I'm just glad I have plans tonight.
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I looked upon the evening sky / and wondered idly how I'd die / and then my mommy asked me why / my dick was stuck inside a pie.
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Numbers are the language of calculators. I wonder what it thinks I'm saying when I keep typing in "80085" and giggling.Â
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The cream rises to the top, but with heavy cream its the little toast rafts that float on top and occasionally get capsized by milky Moby Dicks. Â
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It's hard to forgive, but easy to stay inside the bathroom all day, sitting on the toilet and waiting to see what comes out.
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My hands are crampy. Good thing my living is made by my dry yet, paradoxically, moist-sounding voice.
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I ask a question regarding digestion; my gut said "what" and then fell out my butt.
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Government spies have pervasive eyes but are not asking why I scream, "Jihad!" when I cry.
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Bright is the night when it's light out and also day time.
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You can slide down a slide, but you can't fist a fist.
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Remember, Remember, the smell of my member, that funk chowder season and rot. I can think of no reason why that funk chowder season should ever be begot.Â
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