LARDdischarge
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Exercise is nature's version of separating the weak from their skins and getting at that tasty, soft appendix.
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Family arguments are sometimes best solved by a little liquid lubricant, if you know what I mean. That's right. I'm talking about the shit that comes out of torpedoes when you poke holes in them.
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Find me in the shower, find me in the shed. I'm resting here in power, I'm wishing I were dead.
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For my money, there is no better thrill than the one you get when saying, "For my money."
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Gary Oldman: That's why I stopped! / Other guy: Stopped doing what?
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Given enough time, a room filled with chimpanzees will write the complete works of Shakespeare. Unless, of course, one of those monkeys has a venereal disease, in which case, they won't last long.
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Government spies have pervasive eyes but are not asking why I scream, "Jihad!" when I cry.
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Grad school is for sad fools. Drop-outs are such cop-outs. Seniors? Bunch of wieners. Freshmen? Oily Yes men. But pre-K? Now THAT is SEXAY.Â
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HAPPY DIPS WHIPPED CREAM is THE leading brand of whipped cream for watching your old, toothless parents gum while they tell you about their past infedelities.
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Hello lady co-workers! Hot Scott the Man-bot is in the house. Who wants a lingering hug? Hm? Maybe a nice grabby high five with my hand and your butt? Hm? No one? What's this lawyer doing in my office?
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Hi-didly-dee, a pirates life for me. Hi-didly-dum, a finger in your bum.
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Hi. I'm Paul F Thompkins. Right now, I'm sitting next to Scott Aukerman, and I don't know how to tell him that I dreamt last night that he cheated on me with his own gardener. HIS GARDENER!
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High school quarterbacks are by far the sexiest person I've ever dated
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Holy Moly, brown Cannoli! Oh wait, that's a turd. Why is there a turd on my plate?
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Honey, I shrunk the SIDS. Well, I invented a shrink beam. Unfortunately, our child has succumb to Sudden Infant Death syndrome.
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Honey, the orange rock bread is TIPPY TOP this evening! I so love it when you bake. What's that? I'm alone and going insane on Mars? You old tattered remains of my dead co-pilot!
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I ask a question regarding digestion; my gut said "what" and then fell out my butt.
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I before E except after the night is darkest just before the C.
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I can't continue this deceit. I've been disguising myself as a child because I miss my old nanny, OK?! What's my fake name? Lil' Poutfire, why do you ask?
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