LARDdischarge
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"Being Rich" is my second favorite thing about myself, just after "How Much I'm into Kids"
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"But Doctor, I can't operate on this man. He's my son." "Well, we have to get a penis transplant from somewhere!"
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"Hey Little Drummer Boy, shut the fuck up! This is a newborn, for God's sake. Can't we get a flute boy or a harp girl? Jesus Christ, drums sound terrible solo."
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"Wango Dango... Use it in a sentence please." Â / "Ahem. 'Get the fuck off my face, Tiffany, I'm drownin' here.'"
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"Why are all the good ones taken?" I said, while shopping for a pair of used underwear.
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A beef patty makes a good bed companion but I still need someone to make me breakfast in the morning.
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A crab claw is just a lobster claw that ate tiny juice.
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A cracker is a white person you smear with cheese. My favorite flavor is Rosemary & Privilege
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A frilly ping pong popped me on my ding dong and now my silly ding dong can sing a lovely sing song.
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A hundred willows make a thousand pillows, yet a million grunts make just one disappointing little turd.
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A lemon, a lime / a hemin, a crime / a Yemen, a horrific human rights crisis.
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A penis, or a bumpy scar where the penis used to be before a horrible accident. It's all the same in the dark.
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A penny pinched is a piece of worthless currency robbed for even less value, so that the sum is lesser than the subtractions of it's values, inflation not factored in.
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According to my father the disgraced college anatomy professor, the titties are the largest human organ and the nipples are the window to the soul. A+.
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Are dolls creepy? If so, I need a therapist for my children.
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As far as I'm concerned, a volcano is just a Fleshlight for God's dick.
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As far as I'm concerned, an earthquake is just a washing machine for God's clitoris.
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As far as I'M concerned, babies should be eating steak frites, and I should be eating breast milk out of a orthodontic bottle. But, hey, I'm not the President of Earth.
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As far as I'm concerned, caves are just glory holes for God's dick.
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As far as I'm concerned, poems are just boring movie trailers.
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As far as I'm concerned, Satan is the original immigrant.
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As far as I'm concerned, the American prairie is just God's grass on the field to play ball on.
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As far as I'm concerned, the planets are just God's pearl necklace.
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