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Oh, meatball Monday! The troglodyte's kidnapped my children again! Who has time for this?!
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I like yukon in my udon and lettuce in my medic..ine.
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The library is where I go to draw turkeys with crayons, but lately I just can't seem to summon the energy.
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Pecans are nature's candy. Almonds are nature's vagina shape. Brazil Nuts are gross.
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"Hey Little Drummer Boy, shut the fuck up! This is a newborn, for God's sake. Can't we get a flute boy or a harp girl? Jesus Christ, drums sound terrible solo."
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Make the Moon great again. Right now it just sucks.
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If you can't piss in the toilet, then get the hell out of my experimental piss trial!
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Mom, I don't WANT to wear lipstick, I want to SELL it to orphans! Bumblegum Blue for Orphan Stue.
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As far as I'm concerned, the American prairie is just God's grass on the field to play ball on.
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Are dolls creepy? If so, I need a therapist for my children.
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Penny-flavored toothpaste is THE solution for all the osaphobics out there.
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Last time I checked, my kids' names are written on their tombstones.
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My crappy pappy got a slappy. He took a nappy. Now he's happy.
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"But Doctor, I can't operate on this man. He's my son." "Well, we have to get a penis transplant from somewhere!"
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Family arguments are sometimes best solved by a little liquid lubricant, if you know what I mean. That's right. I'm talking about the shit that comes out of torpedoes when you poke holes in them.
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Dad, I don't want to be an engineer, I want to make butt art!
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As far as I'm concerned, Satan is the original immigrant.
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If I keep trying, I may end of dying. But if I just lie here, I'm liable to die here. I guess I'll go shopping for chinos.
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The penis is mightier than the sword, but boy can a vagina take a some shit.
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You know... teenagers aren't as hott in real life as they are in my mind.
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