LARDdischarge
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I split my lip on a sharp jagged chip. Now I drip when I sip and hiss when I kiss.Â
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I pressed my pleated shorts against my pressed shirt and pushed my pelvis until I passed out.
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Mom, I don't WANT to wear lipstick, I want to SELL it to orphans! Bumblegum Blue for Orphan Stue.
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Dad, I don't want to be an engineer, I want to make butt art!
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A beef patty makes a good bed companion but I still need someone to make me breakfast in the morning.
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I like yukon in my udon and lettuce in my medic..ine.
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Oh, meatball Monday! The troglodyte's kidnapped my children again! Who has time for this?!
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