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I ask a question regarding digestion; my gut said "what" and then fell out my butt.
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You can slide down a slide, but you can't fist a fist.
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Remember, Remember, the smell of my member, that funk chowder season and rot. I can think of no reason why that funk chowder season should ever be begot.Â
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Simplicity is the throbbing metropolis of the great king Simpli.
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Bright is the night when it's light out and also day time.
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Given enough time, a room filled with chimpanzees will write the complete works of Shakespeare. Unless, of course, one of those monkeys has a venereal disease, in which case, they won't last long.
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Swamp rhymes with damp. Damp swamp. Say it again. My swamp is damp.
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I can't seem to tell this hole in the ground from my ass. The question is, do I need to know the difference?
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There are a lot of fish in the sea. At least until climate changes kills them off, am'i right fellas?
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Eustace County is 100% of its 2,000 freakin' population's citizens total imbeciles living in mommy's basement, you heard it here, in the Franklin County Herald.
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When you're in the bathroom, European. When you're in the yard, Eustace County sux, go Franklin County. .
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There's a special place in Hell for Satan. It's called his office.
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The Mummy, more like the BUMMY, I'm saying that the Mummy is a BURDEN ON SOCIETY.
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Dr. Jekyl, more like Dr. JERKyl. I'm saying he's a SNOB.
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My mother's so tipsy, she got an IUD. Wait, I meant DUI. Hm, those acronyms are shockingly similar.
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My momma's so skinny, frankly, we're worried about her!
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Lend me your stuff, and I'll give it a fluff. Lend me your junk, and I'll clean off the gunk.
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