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Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee. I smoked pot with Paula Dean.
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I typed my name in Porn Hub's search bar, but nothing came up.
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May all people unite as one big skin ball with a trillion teeth.
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Twas a land of Vampyre and Frankensteins. The Vampyre liked it sideways, but the Frankensteins were made of decaying body parts and were, thus, not sexually viable.
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It was an age of Vampyre and Lycan. The Vampyre thoughts they were all 10's but were actually 6's, and the Lycan ate chum like freaks.
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It's hard to gloat when you're naturally bloat(ed).
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Some day I'll find that big golf course in Heaven, and there Jesus and I will outsource all of our manufacturing to Hell, where the labor laws are lax.Â
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Some day, I'll play 18 holes with God, and then we can both ignore our wives and children.
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Beyond me lies opportunity ripe for the pickin'. Behind me is a
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The Devil went down to Georgia. He was looking for a Geo-cache, but when he found it, all it had inside was a mirror. And that's when Satan realized he had a goatee.
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Your mom's so caring, she filled my mouth with herring. She's a bird. I am too.
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I have to wait til it rains to get a shower, which sux.
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Boiled eggs are the ultimate fast food. You don't even have to peal them.
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It's hard to forgive, but easy to stay inside the bathroom all day, sitting on the toilet and waiting to see what comes out.
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I looked upon the evening sky / and wondered idly how I'd die / and then my mommy asked me why / my dick was stuck inside a pie.
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I sat upon the washing machine/ until I felt it in my spleen / and twixt my legs burst forth a sheen / of viscous mucus most supreme.Â
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Being naughty is better than getting caughty being not-naughty on a bad boy potty.
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