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It's hard to know when your fingers are tired, but easy to know if your head is on fire.
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There's a lot of fish in the sea, and I've kissed a ton of girls.
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So many fish in the sea, and they all smell like pussy.
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So many fish in the sea, and they all smell like shit.
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I'm living large on a river barge, where I'm in charge of a dude named Marge.
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I have 99 problems, and a caring lover who respects me ain't one!
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I larked in the park 'til half past dark, then I pranced at the dance in my dancy pants. Oh, twer I had time to slime my virile prime atop this stately vagine! Â
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In the throws of ecstatic passion, I accidentally slipped out of one hole and into another. Needless to say, my bowling game was off that night.
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Find me in the shower, find me in the shed. I'm resting here in power, I'm wishing I were dead.
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Man this economy's really tanked. I'm just glad I have plans tonight.
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Buttery Tuttery the principled Duddery is beffudery with Genitalddery Wartutteries.Â
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Grad school is for sad fools. Drop-outs are such cop-outs. Seniors? Bunch of wieners. Freshmen? Oily Yes men. But pre-K? Now THAT is SEXAY.Â
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A lemon, a lime / a hemin, a crime / a Yemen, a horrific human rights crisis.
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Bavarian Barbarians barbacked back-to-back bicentennial bar mitzvah's.  "Bar-B-Q! Bar-B-Q blow-out below deck!" barked the Bavarians. "Boo!" bellowed the Jews.
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I'm happiest just before the dawn, when it's darkest and I can be naked without ridicule.
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Dealing with pealing the paint off my ceiling has rendered me reeling from long forgot feelings. Â
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I know I'm just this conservative talk show host asshole, but, like, I wanna wear pussy hats sometimes too, you know?
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Hi-didly-dee, a pirates life for me. Hi-didly-dum, a finger in your bum.
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Ticklish Tina, the tinese kitten, had a bum leg and her heart stopped tickin'. Catchin sex miles with a tight rod. I'm sans la raison. I hope the smoky ham's in this bun.Â
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