-
Content count
317 -
Joined
-
Last visited
Posts posted by LARDdischarge
-
-
Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee. I smoked pot with Paula Dean.Â
-
A punch to the gut is worth a lunch in the butt.Â
-
I'll willy nilly all over ya'll's frilly lilies.Â
-
I typed my name in Porn Hub's search bar, but nothing came up.Â
-
May all people unite as one big skin ball with a trillion teeth.Â
-
The hair down there sticks mainly to my chair.Â
-
The leaves in Speaves stay mainly in the trees.Â
-
Twas a land of Vampyre and Frankensteins. The Vampyre liked it sideways, but the Frankensteins were made of decaying body parts and were, thus, not sexually viable.Â
- 1
-
It was an age of Vampyre and Lycan. The Vampyre thoughts they were all 10's but were actually 6's, and the Lycan ate chum like freaks.Â
-
It's hard to gloat when you're naturally bloat(ed).Â
-
Some day I'll find that big golf course in Heaven, and there Jesus and I will outsource all of our manufacturing to Hell, where the labor laws are lax.Â
-
Some day, I'll play 18 holes with God, and then we can both ignore our wives and children.Â
-
Beyond me lies opportunity ripe for the pickin'. Behind me is a birthday cake I stuck my dick in.Â
-
The Devil went down to Georgia. He was looking for a Geo-cache, but when he found it, all it had inside was a mirror. And that's when Satan realized he had a goatee.Â
-
I have more chins than a Chinese fat person.Â
-
Your mom's so caring, she filled my mouth with herring. She's a bird. I am too.
-
I have to wait til it rains to get a shower, which sux.Â
-
It's a slippery slope when you puff on the dope.
- 1
-
Boiled eggs are the ultimate fast food. You don't even have to peal them.Â
-
It's hard to forgive, but easy to stay inside the bathroom all die, sitting on the toilet and waiting to see what comes out.
- 1
-
I looked upon the evening sky / and wondered idly how I'd die / and then my mommy asked me why / my dick was stuck inside a pie.Â
-
Meow, you could chip a tooth on those frogs legs.Â
-
I sat upon the washing machine/ until I felt it in my spleen / and twixt my legs burst forth a sheen / of viscous mucus most supreme.Â
-
Being naughty is better than getting caughty being not-naughty on a bad boy potty. Â
Kitchens are hot spots for trash food.
in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Posted
Kitchens are hot spots for trash food.Â