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Too much caffeine at the Grateful Dead show gives me the hippy hippy shakes.
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I'm the kind of guy who puts the jelly on his sandwich before the peanut butter, so please stop your puns about the holes in my sock!
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Once bitten, twice shy, three times a lady. My life is a strange, arduous adventure.
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It makes me uncomfortable that our boss keeps the pencil sharpener in his lap when we use it.
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Like my Grampy always said, "She may be your Grandmother, but she's like a mannequin in the sack."
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Hot patootie, bless my soul! I really love that 20th century avant-garde classical music!
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No one ever laid on their deathbed and thought "I wish I would have spent more time mastering the Macarana."
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Hey, that guy stole my public audible declaration!
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He never said why he did it, but that Dwight could sure suck one hell'uva chode.
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I love you, you love me, but we all know these are just words at a midnight Waffle House. Nothing but scattered, smothered, and covered lies.
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Palindromes are the bees' knees seen k' see beh tera semord nilap
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Chantilly lace with a pretty face via database, oh you fat chicks in space!
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Wrap your gifts in camouflage to conceal your presents.
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I've got my bicycle, I've got my suitcase. Now, won't you stop smiling because I'm leaving this place.
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Often my wit is stymied, more often than moronic. And yes, my dear, I do in fact think that it is ironic.
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Deliver de letter de sooner de better. De later de letter de madder I getter.
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Lately it occurs to me, what a long gas range it's been. I'm so grateful for going hybrid.
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It's not so much that I sneezed in your beard, it was more of an 'Ahchoo' in your fu manchu.
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It's the hokie pokie, man. That's what it's all about.
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Some might say it's a cowlick; I think it's a tail wing and I'm just naturally aerodynamic.
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Nothing says 'I love you' more than the way my mother chews my food up before spitting it into my mouth.
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This town ain't big enough for the two of us. Now get out of here, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!
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He may be Homey D. Clown, but he's my homey and you haven't the right to call him a clown.
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This will be the last time I tell you: I never repeat myself.
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