-
Content count
173 -
Joined
-
Last visited
Topics posted by Dead_Armadillos
-
You can pry my gum from my warm, well-manicured hands.
By Dead_Armadillos, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 429 views
-
Is that a car alarm or did someone get some new honking shoes?!
By Dead_Armadillos, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 476 views
-
Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights can make an airplane
By Dead_Armadillos, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 738 views
-
As I was going to St. Ives, I met a cat with seven eyes. I named him Chuck.
By Dead_Armadillos, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 678 views
-
You're shallow thoughts, I can plainly see, denegrate and emasculate Gary Busey's loosey gooseys.
By Dead_Armadillos, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 880 views
-
Why can't we all just get along and sing Kum Ba Yah? On second thought, let's pick a different song.
By Dead_Armadillos, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 825 views
-
I count the days that, in synchronious ways, my mind awakes with a pointless catchphrase.
By Dead_Armadillos, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 787 views
-
The hardest part of building a tree house has to be building that dang tree.
By Dead_Armadillos, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 791 views
-
Juju does the double shoe and Kevin gets it cracking on today's "Walking Inside the Outside Sidewalk"
By Dead_Armadillos, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 743 views
-
You wanna talk a Madonna iguana? It was not lasagna, we were eating at Benihana's in 1994 Bophuthatswana.
By Dead_Armadillos, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 820 views
-
Sometimes trying just isn't enough... Only then should one employ a berate of buffoonery.
By Dead_Armadillos, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 853 views
-
"Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a day" is our motto down at the volunteer Alzheimer's center.
By Dead_Armadillos, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 919 views
-
It is important to discern the proper meaning of a 'Superlative' and a 'Super Laxative' as well as when it is appropriate to use one or the other.
By Dead_Armadillos, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 737 views
-
Lemony Snicket and Jiminy Cricket, alone in the dark and hoping to stick it. Snicket bent over, Jiminy moved closer, and consumated lickity split.
By Dead_Armadillos, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 882 views
-
First, I was afraid I was petrified... Then I realized my leg had only fallen asleep.
By Dead_Armadillos, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 797 views
-
I've been told that the secret of a successful egg farmer is to never count your baskets before supper.
By Dead_Armadillos, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 2 replies
- 783 views
-
That IS a banana in my pocket, but actually I'm surprised to see you.
By Dead_Armadillos, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 568 views
-
- 0 replies
- 618 views
-
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do
By Dead_Armadillos, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 662 views
-
- 0 replies
- 738 views
-
Mistletoe is not a valid defense for a sexual harassment suit. Plus, insanity looks better on a resume.
By Dead_Armadillos, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 628 views
-
- 0 replies
- 528 views
-
Regardless of the fact that he is an Erik Estrada-look alike contest winner, that's MY phillips-head screwdriver and I want it back!
By Dead_Armadillos, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 840 views
-
The CBB New Catchphrase Suggestions forum, providing a voice for amateur comedians without a Twitter account for over 5 years.
By Dead_Armadillos, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 519 views
-
- 0 replies
- 486 views