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There are only three, sorry two wild African emus left in the world and you better have a good reason for making a hat out of the one on your head!
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You'd get back to work if you had any sense, but the one thing we need is a left-handed monkey wrench.
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I will swear to a life of celibacy if you promise to teach me the key to tickling oneself.
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"Ain't" ain't a word, but taint is one hell of a concept.
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Just because I give zero fucks about football doesn't mean everyone can start calling me a queer.
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Civil Engineers and TV Producers shit - and so does Andy Daly.
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If at first you don't succeed, proceed to suck pro seeds for nominal proceeds.
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... So that's why I will never wear edible underpants again... Wait! Did you start recording before I finished my diary entry?
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When Quinn the Eskimo gets here, I'm going to ask him what all this frenzied hoopla is about.
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Pinocchio backwards is the story of a man who adopts a young boy and, you guessed it... trouble ensues.
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Wilma had long felt that he had been hiding something in their relationship, but to Waldo it was just his job.
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The mightiest vessel upon the sea, her crew of lesbian sailoresses at the helm ready to brave the storm. This is the ship called 'Lickity Split.'
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The bad news is, my mother relapsed. The good news, I have closure for our time spent together.
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Oops, I did it again... I made you believe that I was singing Britney Spears.
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I am still trying to forget the things that I have done for a Klondike Bar.
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I have no choice in life but to follow my nose wherever it goes.
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I am not a creep, I am not a weirdo, I am into fondling myself before shaking hands with people. I am Dick Handler.
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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. This is my handle and this is my existential prerogative to choose my sexual identity.
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The thing to remember when exploring alternate dimensions is that they are all based on the metric system.
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Everyone's a Critic in a world populated by only Jon Lovitzes.
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