daddysboy

Ten tenebrous tarantulas' tarantisic tarantellas tear tenuously taut, turgid thought through too true, truant troughs, to target timid time twined trine: the tide's tines tied; tripled, tackled tye: thine.

So sorry "cellar door," but "post-coital, moist POTUS" is the most beautiful-sounding phrase in the English language.

How much Chuck chuck a chuckwood wood if a chuckwood could wood chuck?

Nothing comes out of a vacuum, but I certainly came into one

Touch my dingy dong, my hands are wet.

Stan Lee's reaction to the Joker movie: "Incelsior!"

It was not always sunny in the movie "Philadelphia"

Hong Kong, thank you, dong!

Shaved ice? No thanks, I like mine hairy.

In the irony of not actually being a song about irony, doesn't Ironic strike you as a little ironic, don't you think? A little too ironic? No, just ironic enough. And isn't that ironic? I'm really not sure anymore.

We're gonna need a bigger scrote

Kiss the cook, marry the mob, and fuck the police

How do you like them Gwyneth Paltrow's daughters?

When in doubt, rub one out. When sure, demur. And if you can't decide, then it's suicide!

Tighter, please!