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Ten tenebrous tarantulas' tarantisic tarantellas tear tenuously taut, turgid thought through too true, truant troughs, to target timid time twined trine: the tide's tines tied; tripled, tackled tye: thine.

So sorry "cellar door," but "post-coital, moist POTUS" is the most beautiful-sounding phrase in the English language.

How much Chuck chuck a chuckwood wood if a chuckwood could wood chuck?

Nothing comes out of a vacuum, but I certainly came into one

Touch my dingy dong, my hands are wet.

Stan Lee's reaction to the Joker movie: "Incelsior!"

It was not always sunny in the movie "Philadelphia"

Hong Kong, thank you, dong!

Shaved ice? No thanks, I like mine hairy.

In the irony of not actually being a song about irony, doesn't Ironic strike you as a little ironic, don't you think? A little too ironic? No, just ironic enough. And isn't that ironic? I'm really not sure anymore.

We're gonna need a bigger scrote

Kiss the cook, marry the mob, and fuck the police

How do you like them Gwyneth Paltrow's daughters?

When in doubt, rub one out. When sure, demur. And if you can't decide, then it's suicide!

Tighter, please!

The most beautiful phrase in the English language is "post-coital moist POTUS"

Since watching Leaving Neverland, I've had a hard time drinking shamonemile tea

Ladies Love Bean

Wouldn't Louis J.K. be more accurate?

I, for one, would rather be ghosted than Ghost Dad

The Columbia Broadcasting System and its affiliated stations present Orson Welles and the Mercury Theatre on the Air in The War of the Worlds by H. G. Wells.

Look, I don't want any trouble; but I will take some bubble...gum, that is. See, I've run out and I'd rather not kick any ass at the moment.

Bloody Mary! Bloody Mary! Bloody Mary! -- hey, is this bartender deaf?!

E.T. bone zone

What's up Thot Hog?!