daddysboy

You heard it here first, folks. Accept no pretenders. *cough* SargeantDiarrheaNips *cough*

SargeantDiarrheaNips jacked my catchphrase submission, but what would you expect from someone known for their defecating milk-nozzles? So, I say once again: "WHAT'S UP, THOT HOG?!?!"

Dude, you totally stole this from me: http://forum.earwolf.com/topic/632whats-up-thot-hog/52-

Hi, it's me, the Joe Rogan of podcasting

Smells like Tinky Winky's stinky pinky has been up to a little hanky panky again

In the autumn sea, you ought to see otters see theodicy in The Odyssey

Sure your nipples can cut glass, but can they cut the grass?

That went from "sound, speeds" to "speeding, sounding" in 0 to urethral rod!

Kermit D. Frog here -- welcome to Kermit D. Bang Bang (that's what she [Miss Piggy, that is] said!)

Don't be curt, in a pert skirt, eating that 'gurt in a yurt. Why? Because, Burt, it hurts to squirt dirt. Don't get it on my shirt! *SPURT*

First timer, over here

Tits: A consummation devoutly to be squished.

My friend is always making really mean plays on words -- she's a real punt!