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    Heavenly Bodies (1984)

    My favorite thing about this movie which is 90% aerobics montages, is the fact it ends in a last man standing aerobics contest.
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    Predator 2 (1990)

    Yeah, those guys are nuts!
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    Ghosts of Mars (2001)

    Good pick. I only watched it for the first time recently, and I quite enjoyed myself. It's far from being a good John Carpenter movie, but as a piece of cheese it has ripened quite well over the past decade and a half.
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    Predator 2 (1990)

    Predator 2 is great, and I also think it's a great fit for HDTGM. One of those movies that'll make Jason go "THIS MOVIE IS FUCKING AWESOME." over and over.
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    Q The Winged Serpent (1982)

    It's too slow and too well acted. But I see where you're coming from; it's cheap, sloppy and underwhelming. However it's also Larry Cohen so it's kind of its own beast and can't be judged next to other movies.
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    Rad (1986)

    Rad is rad. Should totally be done. It's weird that this came out in the same year as Solarbabies and Thrashin (which is great also).
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    *Batteries Not Included (1987)

    Yeah I suppose it is kinda zany, but still my inner child kinda hurts thinking this could be considered badgood.
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    Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

    Nope, this movie is awesome. All of you are insane.
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    *Batteries Not Included (1987)

    you heartless monster
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    Episode 136 - Hell Comes to Frogtown: LIVE!

    Just caught a correction while listening to this episode: Paul says that Roddy Piper gets replaced by Lou Ferrigno in the sequel; but it was actually Robert Z'Dar. The henchman with the impressive jawline from Tango & Cash. Also I mentioned this before, but in Toad Warrior (the third instalment of the series) they were straight up out of fucks to give so they gave adult movie actress Jill Kelly a leading role.
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    Doug Loves Movies Challenge

    I'm at 164 now myself, though probably 1 or 2 repeats in there...
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    Miami Connection (1987)

    Just because this thread hasn't been bumped in a while; and because HDTGM should 100% do it. “I didn’t know you have father. I thought we are all orpins.”
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    Body Rock (1984)

    Body Rock needs to be done by HDTGM because it's actually a parasitic alien type horror movie about a no-talent crumbum trying to assimilate the skills of a crew of talented dancers, so he can hitch a free ride from the lizard people to Tinseltown. Also Chilly D just sounds like the aftermath of a cold shower.
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    Surviving The Game (1994)

    I just saw this yesterday and I LOVED it. It's like Predator but Ice-T is the predator and he's a homeless guy who you're rooting for and MAN that supporting cast is like the ultimate character actor wishlist.
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    Episode 135.5 - Minisode 135.5

    I've seen a bunch of Frogtown, and by extension Donald G. Jackson movies. The second one replaces Roddy Piper with Robert Z'Dar and think there's one that has porn star Jill Kelly in a leading role... (Max Hell Frog Warrior, might be the 3rd one). The first one is probably watchable but don't start exploring this guy's catalogue unless you really wanna jump down a wormhole of peyote-fueled garbage.
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    Cyborg (1989)

    tbh the only memorable thing about this movie was Mario Van Steroids JCVD does not exude any confidence in this, or he was just kept on a short leash so that means no fun for us
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    Twin Sitters (1994)

    this one should be done just for the fashion bump for justice
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    Predestination (2014)

    it'sssssss garbage
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    Deadly Prey (1987)

    yeah deadly prey is grrrrrreat not samurai cop great which is another one they really need to get to, but still grrrrreat
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    Deep Cover (1992)

    Sultry, scenery chewing poetry slam starring: - "Larry" Fishburne - Jeff "TMI" Goldblum - Someone who looks more like a Groucho mask than actual Groucho - The guy who stabs him in the tit with a fork. - Sweat dick - The moral compass - And the garagist from Cool as Ice "You ever been with two women at the same time?" "Yeah. Your mother & your father."
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    Action Jackson (1988)

    I mean... If that doesn't spell out "field day" I don't know what else does.
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    A plea to return to bad movies

    How about we just trust Paul, June & Jason; and if you feel they've strayed from what you consider is enjoyable here's a crazy idea: stop listening to the podcast?
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    Krush Groove (1985)

    ...great. Is the word you're looking for.
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    Episode 133 - The Quest

    Told you guys you should've done Double Impact. The Quest is trying to capture that Bloodsport magic again, but Kickboxer would've been a better choice if you were going for that.