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EricWeaver

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  1. I'm the lean mean dancing machine. Yas queen, I'm Ben Vereen.
  2. There are no stupid questions, but there are cupid questions, like 'Where'd you get dem arrows, lil buddy?'
  3. Ludacris looted the loft for Kris Kross' last Krispy Kreme.
  4. I now know that Bono ate no tripe at Michael Stipe's bonfire tonight.
  5. On the hit show Hoppy Doys, Fanzie's catchphrase was "Ooooooooo!"
  6. Go lick some fudge, you lucky pudge
  7. Koala! Kangaroo! That's not a knife! Shrimp on the barbie! Fosters! Vegemite! No rules just right! Thongs! Coriolis effect! I'M ONE OF YOU NOW.
  8. 15 years ago, we had Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no hope, no cash, and a Steve Jobs zombie feasting on human brains.
  9. Mandy Patinkin's kin are his ma, pa, and a randy Rin Tin Tin
  10. My favorite Radiohead song is "Karma Chameleon": "Arrest this man / he comes and goes / he comes and goes"
  11. As I see more of Morrissey, I'm less & less likely to lease the mall to Les Paul
  12. A mushroom in my bedroom, a morel in my hotel, and a truffle in my duffle. I guess you'd call me a fun ... person.
  13. You sold your feet to buy me sunglasses? But I sold my eyeballs to buy you roller skates! A classic O'Henry sitch!
  14. Elvis Costello was a hero to most but he never meant shit to Nieve.
  15. I knew You Don't Know Jack. You Don't Know Jack was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no You Don't Know Jack.
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