I don't know how you structure your day, John, but contrastive focus reduplication is what I work to DO-do every morning and evening on the toilet.

[I don't know how you structure your day, John, but contrastive focus reduplication is what I work to DO-do every morning and evening on the toilet.]

I don't know how you structure your day, John, but contrastive focus reduplication is what I work to DO-do every morning and evening on the toilet.

[They say if you stand in the glow of a supermoon for too long, Stalin's ghost will whisk you away to his ice palace...]

They say if you stand in the glow of a supermoon for too long, Stalin's ghost will whisk you away to his ice palace, where you'll syphon moon water 'til the end of your days.

[A titillating tangent twerks topically to the next talking point]

A titillating tangent twerks topically to the next talking point

[Episode 410 - You Know John Leguizamo]

Is jam not considered a condiment? People put that on croissants. What is jam?

[A dick will make you mad]

A dick will make you mad,

A penis gets in the way.

A cock barks phlegm where’er it goes

And shafts, they fall away…

 

A dork's a little weird,

A whang a bit too pink.

But your snausage looks like it's been seared at an intense heat for way too long

And for a pork sword, it's blunter than you'd think.

[When I bought my laptop, I assumed I'd finally be able to download daiquiris straight to my mouth]

When I bought my laptop, I assumed I'd finally be able to download daiquiris straight to my mouth, so you can imagine my surprise when I found out I can't even grill with the damned thing. Computers: they don't have spigots and are only good for one panini... not worth it.