Robert_Yune

You know what's even cooler than Tori Spelling? A Tori Spelling Bee!

If Prince can change his name to a symbol, so can you.

America's test kitchen better stop snitchin'.

The best defense is having the best offense, unless you can get Shrek to represent you in court.

If you're getting too many robocalls, do not contact robocop for help. Robocop is busy drinking robitussin and recording his robo-cast.

There is no God. There is only Godzilla.

If Shrek can fit twelve golf balls in his mouth, so can you.

Edible arrangement in the streets, incredible derangement in the sheets.

Trenton Makes, The World Takes pictures of Trenton making the world take pictures.

"Forever 21 is my IQ."

Patience is a virtue, find it if you can: rarely in a woman, but often in a mannequin.

I've got to get my props. / Cops come and try to snatch my crop tops.

Spare the A-Rod, spoil the A-child.

What's up, Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai? $3.3 million gross at the box office? The competition was...assassinated.

Better late than pregnant, especially if you're a man.

"Wolf cannon" is the name of my band, my lifestyle, my wolf cannon, and my religion.

I've attached the sensors to the monkey. He's attached the sensors to me. We're both anxiously waiting for the president's orders.

Chiggidy check yourself before you Shrek yourself. Big green ogres are bad for your healf.

Would you rather hear this catchphrase? OR, all animals hate you, and they can kickbox.

Last night, I saw a UFO in the forest. I took down my trousers and mooned it, which was a bad idea, since UFO stands for Uniformed FBI Officer.

Today is the perfect day to build a time machine so you can prevent yourself from joking about the movie "I, Robot" next Christmas.

I just got an email from the Sultan of Keck. Jealous?

See mom? That's what happens if you don't practice your witchcraft every day.

I just invented a t-shirt cannon that shoots monkeys instead. I've brought it into the coliseum, and I'm aiming it in your general direction.

Here comes Shrek. Swimming from the shipwreck. Bringing home that paycheck. About to stab you in the neck.