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krundled

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  1. Scott Aukerman is an anagram for "Attack Sour Men"
  2. Long drawn out fart noise followed by a hiccup and a round of applause
  3. Some things just rub me the wrong way, especially bad massages.
  4. All is fair in loving War, because Low Rider is a pretty good song.
  5. As far as I'm concerned there are only three things in life: wicks, sticks and licks. Please buy one of my ice cream scented candles.
  6. If money is tight you can always sell your body. The one you store in the freezer.
  7. Don't give me that funny look, it hurts to laugh.
  8. We represent the Lollipop Guild. So you thugs from the Candy Cane Union better scram or else!
  9. Cry softly and let slip the battle puppies
  10. I was an oil man once upon a time after time to kill the lights on Broadway.
  11. Beware the Loch Ness Muenster.
  12. There are exactly 7 different ways to skin a cat.
  13. Better three hours too soon than a minute too late especially if you're using the pullout method.
  14. Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none - but if someone tries to cheat at cards, shoot them with your gun.
  15. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, so what can I get for 37 cents?
  16. If you're listening to this catchphrase, I have nine important words for you: You have just wasted several seconds of your life.
  17. Comedy Bang Bang is an anagram for Gabby Can Dong Em'
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