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SideofMcG

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  1. I sickle. You sickle. We all sicka this shit.
  2. What do door bells, taco bells, liberty bells and hells bells have in common? They're all mentioned in this catchphrase.
  3. I've been cravin' some ravin' and braising these raisins. And also longing for human company which is annoying cause that doesn't rhyme at all.
  4. That's what she said on the seashore.
  5. Footnotes in books are rarely about feet. Except if you're reading a Tarantino biography
  6. My heart is full of feels. Likewise my ass.
  7. There's two Ts in BUTTS. Two Ts deez nuts muthaflippa.
  8. Drinking beers, changing gears, we're here, we're queer, NASCAR's getting used to us.
  9. A bird in the hand is sore. Pecky bastards.
  10. Soup and nuts for the gloopy butts. Real pain for my sham friends.
  11. From Russia with love. From Age with cheese.
  12. The rain in Spain falls mainly on the GET OFF MY PLANE!
  13. But obviously if anyone steals one of mine I will cry.
  14. Jimmy Hutch was a two-timing rabbit which makes it all the weirder that he solved crimes with the drummer from that European rock group.
  15. "Oh say can you see?" sang the lazy optician.
  16. I've been up to sup and down to clown but I've never been reverse to perverse.
  17. But like so many people have done variations of She Sells Seashells. I had one on a few years ago. I say there should be NO RULES in catchphrase submissions. Narcs out! Narcs out!
  18. Wait.. Explain the controversy Did you already write this one? I've never heard Scott so ENRAGED!
  19. You can't spell America without Erica. You can't spell Erica, which is why you're flunking English.
  20. I'm down to clown and on it like an Easter bonnet.
  21. If I knew then what I know now I'd have known enough back then to know that I know nothing now. And this rash still won't go away.
  22. Wacky figures, Indian givers, I'm watching the 4K release of Sliver
  23. I can't can-can but I will never stop trying to buffalo buffalo blow myself.
  24. When Irish eyes are smiling, the Irish facelift has gone horribly wrong
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