SideofMcG

Longest time between a catchphrase being posted and it being aired?

Shove it where the sun don't shine. Norway from November to January.

You don't have to be mad to work here. It's a well paid job. Be thankful you fuck.

Hopscotch, cheap scotch, can't get rid of this itchy crotch.

Click bait me once, shame on you. Click bait me twice, shame on me. Click bait me three times, WHEN AM I GETTING MY PENIS PILLS?

Drop the coke zero and get with the coke hero/addict.

I like big buttresses and am perfectly capable of lying.

A brick wall with a sick call. It's CB radio on CBB. Welcome to Comedy Citizens Band.

I'm a lone wolf baby! Please help, my wolf mother was killed by hunters and I am too young to fend for myself in this forest.

Nobody gets my references anymore badger badger badger badger mushroom. Or else they do and they're just terrible. Either way I'm a renegade.

Shake a tail feather at Floyd Mayweather. Do the Rumba with Samantha Mumba. Take a dump with Brad Pitt.

I'll sleep when you're dead.

Honey sickle don't be fickle. Honey suckle, time to fling your cares away and copulate.

I've never seen it but Sheen's hair and shades alone make me think this would be worth checking out.

Begorrah, begosh, Colin Farrell likes to nosh.

Tune in, turn on and drop out. Tuna, turn around, and droppa da fish, this is the Italian a-sea police!

Larp me Jesus through the medieval battlefield of life.

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's up.

Loose ships auto tune lips.

I'm so angry it's making me hungry. I'm aungry.

Mustard for my real friends. Real Turds for my musty friends.

There's no business like slow business. We're closing down. Sale now on.

Don't try to out nerd me boy. I was pushing glasses up my nose for cold hard cash when you were still wearing pocket protectors at an amateur level.

Who watches The Watchmen? According to HBO - a lot of people.

On Tray Prune Air. We've never had one of those on the show before.