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SideofMcG

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  1. Catch Me If You Can Phrase.
  2. It ain't what you do, it's the fact that you're doing it in broad daylight with what looks to be a domesticated mountain goat. Okay, it is actually what you do but also the way that you do it. Please just stop. You need help.
  3. This booze cruise is a who's who of schmooze feuds.
  4. Who's Afraid of Virginia's Earwolf?
  5. Don't knock it until you've tried it. And so in 1989 David Hasselhoff ate 2 pounds of the Berlin Wall.
  6. Soylent Green is people unless you're in Ireland where it's just really quiet green.
  7. Rub a dub dub, three men getting tugged.
  8. It's actually called the Mandala Effect.
  9. She sells B-sides in the sea shore record store
  10. I've been in Saipan with a one man band and in Timbucto wearing blue man shoes but I've never been to me.
  11. Nobody warned Jack Horner about putting Baby in the corner.
  12. She sells sea shine from sea to soon to be shiny sea.
  13. For Sale: Baby Shoes. Never Worn. Cause they're stupid looking and we got a picky baby.
  14. Dr. Jekyll was a woman doctor?
  15. SideofMcG

    Episode 225.5 - Minisode 225.5

    First clue that the Lucky Charms box was a Michael Bay trap should have been the claim they picked it up in Ireland. Surprisingly enough we don't do Leprechaun cereals here! The only Lucky Charms you can get here are imported!
  16. Shelley Do Val. Ok Shelly now do Michael. Ok Shelly now do Christian. Wow - Shelley can do impressions of all the Batmans!
  17. So we beat on, boats against the current, masturbating ceaselessly into the past
  18. Visual Gag. Apologies if you're consuming this 'tent in audio-only format .
  19. Balcony Count? Only when Statler and Waldorf were on vacation.
  20. If you got it, flaunt it and if you've a hat on, jaunt it.
  21. Free Willy. And all of the incarcerated Simpsons characters.
  22. I'll be your server today. Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, we've grilled your flounder - prepare to dine.
  23. Who knows why the caged bird sings but I know it better shut up soon or it'll get its feathers ruffled cause some of us have work in the morning you inconsiderate seed-pecking bastard.
  24. Welcome to Frown Town, where everybody's upside-down to clown.
  25. SideofMcG

    Episode 218 - Deadfall (w/ Chelsea Peretti)

    In the context of this movie is a Deadfall the weight that drops on the narrative after Eddie is deep-fried? Cause I found it heard to get out from under after he was gone.
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