SideofMcG

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Peter Dinklage ruminating on a cliff - Peter ThinkLedge

Let's get jiggy with twiggy in a wiggy.

Talking Tang and Tangoing with Tolkien. I have no idea how Tolkien is supposed to be pronounced. Let's just pretend it rhymes with Talking.

Shut the front door. And shut the fuck up after you do it. It's draughty and you talk too much.

I've been giving promiscuous vegetables to my girlfriend. My peas are now herpes.

When extreme measures are called for you need the Wooooahhh Ruler.

If you show me your system of holes in the ground where substances such as coal, metal, and salt are removed and I'll show you mine.

If there's a moose loose aboot your hoose then you got a broken U button on your keyboard baby.

Holy Guacamole. TEN HOURS!

Robin Hood bedded Sir Lancelot like a thief in the knight.

Rory's stories were gorey and snorey, they started to bore me but yet he told morey.

Dance in the aisles when the prince steps to it. Get fired from your job, took off your uniform and threw it.

I'm a man of beans by no means. King of the Toots.

Pucker up for your sucker punch. Steady Eddy says thanks a bunch.

Sit and swivel just like Jeremy Piven will.

Hands up if your deodorant isn't working.

Did Peter Griffin start to talk about Graham Norton during this episode?

Chomping my way through another Sear's catalogue. Romping along with my Siamese cat in clogs.

Hitler? I hardly even knewtl her.

You want tray bakes? Go talk to that stoned waiter.

Once bitten. Never smitten. What's for dinner? Please don't say kitten.

One for sorrow. Two for joy. Three to get ready. Let's go on a killing spree!

Charles Manson humming tunes by Hanson. It ain't a good show unless you get Charles Dance on.

They don't make 'em like they used to. The 'Em factory is all robots these days.