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Going say it again before I even listen to the episode - Kim Basinger is literally phoning it in for this movie. COME ON!

Who's afraid of Virginia's Wolves? Everybody. They're wolves.

Bambi's mother was an inside job.

Five dollars gets you ten, ten dollars gets you five, don't try to do the math or you'll come out in hives.

My nerves were fraught when I taught thought experiments but now things are looser and I just sell juicers.

If you can't make the scene then at least be obscene, that's what John Waters' ghost taught me.

You're out of order. The whole damn alphabet is out of order. Sir, this is a word search.

Pac-Man, Pace-Man, Pacey-Man, Spacey-Man. And we'll leave it there so.

Sure and if Hitler was alive today you'd probably call him a Nazi too you crptyo-fascist.

You can lead a horse to walter but you shouldn't. Walter has a gambling problem.

Spare me your platitudes. Sell me your gratitudes. What's the Rock cookin' dudes?

Visual Gag. Apologies if you're consuming this 'tent in audio-only format .

Speaking of catchphrases have you heard this one?

Shave me Seymour! Shave my nether regions for the glory of all that is unholy!

Totes excited for Cellular. Kim Basinger literally phoning it in!

Who knew Cthulhu was streaming now on Hulu?

Win yourself a lifetime's supply of air by being born!

Ask not what your palm tree can do for you. Ask what you can do for your palm tree. Not a lot probably. They're relatively low maintenance foliage.

I wouldn't take a DNA test. What would my DNA know about anything?

When there was but one set of footprints my child, those were the times when I nipped out for a quick smoke or a dump.

Ask not for who the bell tolls because it's FOR WHOM the bell tolls. Learn to speak proper wouldya?

A sea shanty from your aunty. Because a tale of the brine will make you feel fine.

Brewer's droop can't be cured by soup. But here's a cough drop that'll make you bop.

Head North, towards the great gravy and french fries slide and freedom!

So we beat on, boats against the current, masturbating ceaselessly into the past