SideofMcG

I'm not here to make friends so there's nothing for me to do at this Build-A-Buddy store. I don't know why I came.

Uber Premium should be called Uber Uber.

By night we all walk the Boulevard of Broken Wind.

Well it's one for the money, two for the show. So three years jail time in total for fraud and indecent exposure. Another damning indictment of our lenient court system.

No Catchphrase this week for legal reasons. Please refrain from discussing this on social media.

Everybody keeps saying that Chaka Khan but nobody stops to ask if Chaka Should.

Tanks!

Memes and fails and Keyboard Cat tales That's what Ebaumsworld is made of.

Hey remember Ebaumsworld?

Jet fuel can't melt steel and it can't keep you warm at night either you pathetic lonely conspiracy nerds. (Too harsh?)

Dissed & dismissed but still on the guestlist.

My cutting wit is nothing compared to those scissors you've just stabbed me with.

There's no legal limit on catchphrase length. (1/575)

Catamaran Man may not be the rich douchebag superhero we want or indeed the rich douchebag superhero we need but he's your manager's kid so you've got to pretend he's okay.

Hi and welcome to Too Down to Clown the support group for depressed circus entertainers.

Sometimes you get to Narnia but more often than not smashing through the back of a wardrobe just gets you banned from IKEA.

in the UK 'The Shaggy DA' is the story of a sex scandal that brought down a government.

I wandered lonely as a cloud, my acid trip I shouldn't narrate out loud.

Getting paid for appearing on Celebrity Big Brother is the ultimate reality cheque.

Apologies McLiverneck! I just saw this now. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!!

Expensive holiday booked? Check. Car rental sorted? Check. Outdated method of payment used? Cheque.

My dog is like Elvis. Dead.

Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight. Toast him up and serve him on granary bread.

Nixon famously said, "I am not a cuck." But we all had a go on Checkers so we know that was a lie.

Chillin' like Bob Dylan will take on a whole new meaning when he's cryogenically frozen in 2020.