SideofMcG

Paw Patrol, Paw Patrol, Daddy's from the South Patrol

Don't Run DMC before you can Walk DMC.

No Country for Old Nomenclature

Frankly my dear I don't build a dam - Rhett "Lazyboy" Beaver.

Crunch me like one of your French Abs.

2 Legit 2 Knit

Gimme a half-foam full-choc double caffeine mocha sugar shake with ice-cream and vodka and make it snappy, I've got a panic attack to induce!

I'll have what she's having! Yes, the anxiety attack... with bacon please.

Stand still Double-0-Seven, this injection could save your life on this mission. And even if it doesn't it'll clear up all that gonorrhea you dirty slut.

I get no kick from champagne. Mere alcohol, it doesn't move me at all. I'm a crystal meth addict.

World Health Organisation let the dogs out!

Y2K? Because 1K is never enough. TOPICAL!

Gentlemen, shart your engines.

There's difficult opportunities a-plenty at the school of hard knocks.

Have you ever wondered what It's all about? Well wonder no more. It's about a killer clown.

The sweeter the sweater, the deeper the debtor.

Poitical Humour is like the bus. I don't get it.

Hey Biden - whaddya call those armoured caterpillar things with guns we used in Iraq? "Tanks Obama!"

I don't watch Twine Peaks - there's too many plot threads to untangle.

Stuffed Crust Earthers never get a look in these days.

Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo, Buffalo Gals won't you come out tonight. Buffalo Stance do the dive every time you dance. Buffalo Buffalo.

You ever Samba with Satan in the lunar luminosity?

Jim Foulpp was attractive and open-minded. There were many women and some men amongst Foulpp's Lays.

This Turkey Theatre was shut down due to a lack of Fowl Plays

Homicide Chicken Detective always suspects fowl play.