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SideofMcG

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  1. SideofMcG

    Episode 558 - Ship of Love

    Great episode! Casino of Love is a song for the ages.
  2. I'm a jive talking, chive stalking, dive baulking user of rhyme zone.com
  3. Is a catchphrase about the new look of the Earwolf message boards too niche? Yeah probably.
  4. What if English people don't have accents, they're just being annoying on purpose?
  5. One of these days - POW, a Prisoner of War Alice!
  6. I'm on the woulda coulda diet - I only eat what I shoulda.
  7. John Travoltage should have played Watt Earp the electricity cowboy.
  8. Don't let your mouth write cheques your butt can't cash. And don't let your butt write cheques at all. Nobody will want that pen afterwards.
  9. I'm a loather not a fighter.
  10. Aftershave is the present you buy your skin after ripping it to shit with a metal blade you cruel son of a bitch.
  11. Well it's Hollywood Fracks and we're contaminating your local water supply.
  12. Kenny Rogers has great broadband otherwise it'd have been Islands Buffering in the Stream
  13. Shingles Bells, Shingles Bells, Painful all the way
  14. I pay a lot of money on import taxes because I'm very important.
  15. The rumours that Bono has been replaced with a whale are totally unfounded. Now here's our next song - Hold Me, Thrill me, Kiss Me, Krill Me.
  16. People say I'm full of myself. But since turning cannibal I'm actually ten percent full of other people.
  17. A good beginning is half the Beatles. And half of them met a bad end.
  18. Fast Food? You ain't supposed to eat when you're fasting dum-dum.
  19. I'm a flatulent, virulent sex demon with the metabolism of a wet sloth. Come at me brah.
  20. Paw Patrol, Paw Patrol, All of us have Rabies!
  21. Gimme gimme gimme a flan after midnight. Hi and welcome to Nighttime Desserts, the show about stuffing yer face by the light of the fridge.
  22. The Going Down Merry-Go-Round is Lifting Frowns all over Town.
  23. SideofMcG

    Episode 553 - Let's Write On The White

    Amazing catchphrase this week guys.
  24. Care Packages are what Care Bears are attracted to.
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