SideofMcG

Yo-Yo Ma's kids are Hula-Hoop Ma, Pogo-Stick Ma and Tamagotchi Ma

There ain't no cheese like free cheese please, said Louise Carnegie while down on her knees.

I collude with Russia every day. For the purposes of this catchphrase collude can be taken to mean browsed mail order bride catalogues.

Clown condoms are like clown cars - they're both packed full of dicks. I hate clowns.

Ripped-O-Currency - it's bitcoin but for dudes who lift brah.

Doe, a deer, a female deer, Ray, a flick with Jamie Foxx. Me, a guy who saw that film, And realised that nothing rhymes with film.

Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf? Virginia Riding Hood is for a start.

I always barbeque in inclement weather or as I like to call it - Singeing in the Rain.

My gardening-themed western screenplay is finished. Stay tuned for Mulch Cassidy and the Dungdance Kid.

When Timmy Chalamet does it, it's art but when I fuck a peach I'm barred from Wholefoods for life!

Make a joke, take a toke, have a stroke. Stay woke, cowpokes.

Tweet me your Friendster and I'll catch you on the flipside dudes.

Please like and subscribe. Easy Mike will imbibe. Literate tykes can transcribe.

May the Fuck Off be with you.

If I said you had a decomposing body would you hold help me bury it.

You're skating on thin ice, shaking those gin dice and slating those twin mice.

Hot Pepper Suppositories are like my nephew Karl, they're both pains in the butt.

I Skype, You Skype, We all Skype for Steamed Tripe.

It's the Attack of the 50 Year Old Woman (aka Drunk Aunt Alice is coming to visit)

Old Molasses Glasses went and grassed us up to the cops so we ain't gonna stop. TO THE BORDER BOYS!!!!!

The grass is always greener if you've enough Crayolas.

Trade Wares not Wars.

Job Interviews are like Hi-Fives from cops. You don't get them if you're not wearing pants.

"The Butler Did It!" Gerard Butler tries to claim credit for Stephen King's work once again.

Stop. Collaborate and fission. Ice is back with a brand new invention. Nuclear Power!