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  1. SideofMcG
    If you see me a-knockin' then don't come a-rockin' - I'm a classically trained woodpecker.
  2. SideofMcG
    Who blew what the shrew threw when the shrew grew from the slew of news?
  3. SideofMcG
    Me and her did the Cineplex Boogie - she charged me too much for popcorn and I stuck gum to her undercarriage.
  4. SideofMcG
    And, hey - what's up hotdog?
  5. SideofMcG
    If you can't handle me at my wurst, I'm probably a hack joke about hotdogs.
  6. SideofMcG
    Welcome to Peace Deals and Clear Heels, the strip club for ex-political negotiators.
  7. SideofMcG
    Rising Damp, Ascending Wet, Floating Flooding - the escalating symptoms of WeReallyGottaMoveItis
  8. SideofMcG
    Forget it Jake, it's Amnesia Town.... what's that? Already done? Great - let's go have a burger.
  9. SideofMcG
    If you're not down with clown town then who's around for the brown frown hoe-down?
  10. SideofMcG
    Pat a cake, pat a cake, grope a cake, grope a cake, reach financial settlement a cake, sign NDA a cake.
  11. SideofMcG
    You can shove your glove bruv, said the Brit dove feeling no love.
  12. SideofMcG
    To everything churn churn churn, we're making butter, churn churn churn.
  13. SideofMcG
    Tip Toppy Shape and reruns of Grape Ape. Don't believe my Facebook cos I ain't been Fraped.
  14. SideofMcG
    Shake What Your Mama Gave You - that's right, I want to see those sandwiches rattling boys!
  15. SideofMcG
    Charlie don't surf but he sure as heck can unicycle.
  16. SideofMcG
    Bad grades and good blades that's what Dropout Barber College is made of.
  17. SideofMcG
    Casual racists need to try harder.
  18. SideofMcG
    Don't forget to patronise your friend Rick this March 17th
  19. SideofMcG
    Stolen jokes and homemade toast that's what open mic comedians are made of.
  20. SideofMcG
    I don't like to get political but man that Hitler guy was a bit of no-good nuthin'. Am I right fellahs?
  21. SideofMcG
    Killing me softly with his hands. Strangling my whole throat with his grip. Killing me softly with his misheard lyrics....
  22. SideofMcG
    Yo Yo Ma's so fat he looks like he playing the ukulele.
  23. SideofMcG
    Please resume submitting your résumé. I wouldn't assume you'd do it as you may. Word play? No way!
  24. SideofMcG
    The soy boy decoy was employed to destroy Roy. Ahoy, hoi polloi your golden boy's not the Real McCoy.
  25. SideofMcG
    Hubble Telescope? If it looks at my sister one more time it'll be the Hobbled Telescope. Am I Right Fellas?
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