SideofMcG

Have you seen my nether regions? They're just back from Holland.

Chargrilled Potatoes at the Gristlestop Canteen.

Listen fella, I'll tell you the same thing I told Pinocchio when he didn't get laid. She shouldn't and she wouldn't but you're wooden so she couldn't.

You're crazy for this one Patsy Cline.

Is Hugh talking to you too Arlene?

Champagne for my real friends. Champignon for my French friends. There ain't mush room in here for anybody else to be honest.

Constant Cray Cray is my favourite song by KD Slang

The Fantastically Tasty Four - It's Slobbering Time

No, no no I didn't say he has a foot fetish I said his feet are very feetish - y'know, they really look like how you picture feet to be.

When Kermit the Frog does it it's love but when I have relations with a pig suddenly I'm a former British Prime Minister.

When Lorena Bobbitt does it it's empowering but when I throw a penis out of a moving car I'm being reprimanded because it's still attached to Kevin?

When Oprah Winfrey does it it's generous. But when I try to give a hundred white women a car, suddenly it's breaking and entering at the Prius dealership.

When Muhammed Ali does it it's a sporting achievement but when I beat Joe Frazier into a pulp suddenly I'm violating a corpse.

They're having a BYOB BBQ at the FBI HQ. There'll be jokes but it's chilly so GSOH and GFCH essential.

Stop, drop and pop it in. Chewing gum belongs in the bin. Don't litter kids. This ain't the 80's no more.

Trevor never ever wavered in his love of wavy navy Davey. But his crazy love of Davey who was in the wavy navy made him feel quite like a slavey.

Spool me once shame on you, spool me twice I'm still just an errant bit of thread. Stop spooling me already.

Welcome to my new Vegan Unfriendly Restaurant. It's vegan food served to you by dicks.

My name is Catchphraser and I'm here to say, it's fun to run out of ideas in a Catchphrasing way.

Who's up Hotdog? And did they buy him dinner first?

If you can't handle me at my worst I'm probably a hot saucepan. Use an oven glove bro, that's what they're for.

Deep down each of us knows in their heart of hearts that your heart doesn't have a heart so the phrase heart of hearts is redundant.

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone, because after all in the Bible does it not say: PRINTED IN TAIWAN?

Time and Tide Pods wait for no man. But they're both delicious.

Ever look at a tree and think, "What the fuck is so great about you?"