SideofMcG

I Rap-Scream, You Rap-Scream, We all Rap-Scream for Vanilla Ice Cream.

I like meta humour and then I like went on a date with that humour and we like fell in love and stuff.

Public transport isn't funny to me. I just never got the bus.

While my style got slicker, I got sicker. Now I'm cool as fuck but my immune system sucks.

Carlos Mencia stole my catchphrase.

Who's afraid of Virgina State's dwindling wolf community? I think that was the name of the film anyway. Check it out.

I can't believe Scott pays 500 dollars PER catchphrase.

My other catchphrase is on Serial.

We're not doing catchphrases anymore.

Hi I'm Infectious and I'll be your server tonight. Don't worry - that's just my name. I'm not actually infectious. The correct term is contagious. I'm contagious and I'm handling all your food tonight.

When a phone installation engineer does a half-assed job there's no way to describe it.

They MIGHT be giants? Really? How hard can that be to judge? They are or they're not. Make up your goddamn mind.

I'm not going to repeat myself. Myself repeat to going not I'm.

Oh look it's an A-hole stuck in a K-hole. Welcome to Sesame Street After Dark.

We polled Colin Farrell and he hates American Apparel

We asked Arnie Schwarzenegger and he said Rob Schneider's a pegger.

I checked with Mark Ruffalo and he said Bison ain't Buffalo.

I asked Christophe Waltz and he said it's your fault.

If your Roman garment takeaway service isn't called Toga Togo then I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND Caroline.

I emptied my bank account, I emptied my bowels, I bought me some consonants, I stole me some vowels.

The pen is meatier than the sword. WINK.

If you can stretch and snap then you can belch and flap. Welcome to the gassy diet where you'll burp your way thin!

I often wonder why I'm so elderly yet spry. And the answer my friend is blowing by the bins, the answer is blowing people by the bins.

Solange sucked lozenges while Mickey Rooney licked the spooney

Buying out a yoghurt company? You better believe that's cultural appropriation.