SideofMcG

Going to remake that German sub film with all parts played by attractive potatoes in 1940's outfits. A Cute Root Zoot Suit Das Boot Reboot

The show where we're interested in talking people, invested in trolling people & also mime. Mime's cool.

Is this coming out on the ol' Stitcher Premium feed do we know?

So... to clarify drinking a litre of paint DOESN'T count as Interior Decorating on my tax returns?

Don't push me. Push a push-pop. Don't shush me. Shush a shush-pop. Don't mush me. I'm not a banana.

As Georgie Washington once said. "I cannot tell a lie. Are you lying to me? I can't tell."

There's no eye in suppository. They're supposed to go up your anus.

When you think you're done there's always a few drops left. Shakies - the milkshake for middle aged men.

Look son, the moon, up there.... it's old Mister Johnson with his pants down at the fourth storey window again.

This scratch 'n sniff is terrible. Three "Ten Thousand Dollar" signs but not a single scent? What a waste of money!

Take a Knee. Actually wait, take this elbow too. Look man I'm just trying to clear out all these joints so take an ankle too if you want one.

Hey gorgeous, here's 50 cents. Call your mother and tell her you've found a payphone. Man those things are rare!

Never get between a man and his lunch, his beer or his intestines.

Come now lady, let us make the beast with two backs. Yes! Siamese Rabbits!

I'm a gas-powered witch in a renewable energy world.

My battery's dying so I gotta make this quick. The Feds are on the way. Shred my dance recital notebook. SHRED IT!

Hot Take Alert!

INSERT TOPICAL POLITICAL REFERENCE HERE FOR FULL REFUND.

The knee bone's connected to the face bone. But only when your street-fighting skills are on fleek.

If you piss on my shoes and tell me it's raining at least give me a seven day forecast. Are you gonna take a dump on my loafers before the weekend?

Thank you Jesus. Thanks to my agent. Thanks to my parents. You like me. You really like me.

If it bleeds, it leads. If it bursts, it's first. If it goes down to the woods today it's in for a big surprise.

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I can see Clare-Lee now the Restraining Order's gone.

Shangalangadingdong, drop my pants and wash my schlong. Catchphrases don't come cleaner than this foreskin.