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Ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light? How about the red moon light? The orange street light? Any lighting conditions at all?

Looks like it's time to lay down the law, gently kiss the law and then have intercourse with the law.

I'm a simple man with simple pleasures and one of those simple pleasures is a simple hatred of Simple Minds.

Long throw. You cannae beat it.

Drag me to heck. Hit me a smeck. I'm taking cooking classes with Templeton Peck.

This is how we do it down in Quebec.

Spoiler Alert. Grandma's on her way with pockets full of candy.

There's lots of businesses like show business.

Roll the Dice. Take your Chance. Add some spice to the seat of your pants. Yahtzee Brah!

Welcome to the adventures of Scott's Head in a Jar - Podcasting in the 25th Century - biddi-biddi-biddi

Breaking News 2: Electric Newsaloo

This just in: Dick Van Dyke signed an autograph and was arrested for obscenity.

Say it loud. I'm *indecipherable muttering* and I'm proud!

The president just dropped a H-Bomb. That's right, he called me a Hunt.

Harangue! Harangue! That's the sound of the Meringue!

Let's twist again, like we did my ankle. Yeah, let's twist again, like we did your ear.

Shreddable edibles, this shit's getting Oedipal. Come on Fredible let's commit tax fraud.

Every time you hear the toilet flush, a laxative fairy gets its wings.

Gentlemen, Shart your Injuns.

Ring a ring a Rosie. Pocket full of Parker Posies.

I DEMAND that Auckerman make this a catchphrase at least until All-Ireland Final Day!

Quicksand. Slowhand. Fast cars and dive bars. I'm sorry about your wife Senator but she shouldn't have been juggling those chainsaws to begin with.

Time to say your goodbyes. The van is here. You can collect your testicles on the way out.

If you start off with nothing then you've got nothing to lose but more importantly how did you get into my casino in the first place?

Capital letters, smalltime bettors, watch your mouth around those Irish Setters.