SideofMcG

It's the first time around that'll give you the sweats, second time round time to lay your bets.

Wrestling's not fixed if you use cheap enough glue.

When there was only one set of footprints... those were the times that one of us remembered to wipe our feet.

Wake me up before you yo-go - the new caffeine-infused yoghurt drink from the people that brought you Bug Juice - the bugs you can drink!

I'm young, dumb and full of bumblebees.

Never send a bean counter to do a formica counter's work.

Take me down to the Paradise City. Leave the Meter Running. I'll be right out, I've just got to drop off this coke to the band.

And yay the lord said, "If thine mentions are plaguedth by racists. Report thine enemies to Twitter. Nothing will be done. But thou has to keep busy."

Hi I'm Rick Tinfoil owner of Tinfoil Carpets - the only effective way to Ninja Proof your home. And I'd like to talk to you about the Illuminati.

Today's show is sponsored by Charlie and The Laxative Factory - Roald Dahl's explosive undiscovered manuscript

Step Up 5: Step Down From The Ledge You've Got Your Whole Life Ahead Of You.

Free Styling baby! Please donate to Styling's Legal Fund. His family are starving. Please help.

In Norway they serve catchphrases pickled in brine. Like herring or your hopes and dreams.

I don't like cricket. Oh No. End of song.

I'm singing in the rain. Just singing in the rain. I'm being shushed in the rain. I'm being asked to leave the rain. Now I'm barred from the Rain Theatre.

I may be petula-kidneyed but by gum I'm not lily-livered. And I'll fellate any man that says I am.

I'm an ordinary guy. Burning down the house. Sweeping up the ash. Filling in the forms. Being Jailed for insurance fraud.

Catchphrases are always disappointing after the thrill of the chasephrase.

My super power is the ability to varnish into thin air. I'm MinWax Man!

Aisling Bea - comedian from Ireland. She was great on HDTGM. She'd be savage on CBB.

Does anyone remember laughter? How'd it get burned? What about the memes? QUESTIONS FOR OUR TIMES.

Tragedians in Cars Eating Toffee.

Luckily for you My Voblexian pal they're ALL playing at this year's Shiteapalooza. Other major acts booked are: Terry's Melted Chocolate Orangutan. Chaffy and the Chaps. & Tragedians in Cars Eating Toffee.

Chad Kroeger's Thesaurus Dilemma and other terrible names for rock bands.

Smother me with love. Or a pillow or a glove. Just end my miserable life, please.