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SideofMcG

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  1. SideofMcG

    Episode 491 - Goo It

    Hanford is always a pure joy. A PURE JOY I TELLS YA!!!!!
  2. Dial down the drama llama, it's a dial-up pyjama scama.
  3. Objects in mirror are closer than they appear - they're also behind you dummy.
  4. Your pig isn't sick Sir, that's simply how he's supposed to taste.
  5. Move it. Use it. Groove it. Behove it.
  6. Wee Willy Winkie runs through the town. Officer in pursuit. Head him off at 4th and Main. Repeat Wee Willy Winkie is loose again.
  7. Here is the church and here is the steeple. Open the doors and out come the sheeple. Jet Fuel can't melt Steel you morons!
  8. I'm the Rapping Granny. I'm tapping that fanny. Big up to my homies but I haven't got any.
  9. Smoke me some slippers, I'll be misquoting TV shows by breakfast.
  10. Big Silly Rectum Pete here to tell you about the dangers of drunken name-change wagers.
  11. Ring-a-Ding-Ding make those puppies sing. Ring-a-Ding-Don't we told PETA we won't.
  12. Baby got back. Grandma got the ankles. I'm a thigh man myself. Hi - we're the Chompies your new cannibal neighbours.
  13. As their Torture Tour 2017 continues I can now confirm that Daft Punk are indeed flaying at my house.
  14. I got puny arms. I can't do no heavy-lifting. But I got hot wheels so how 'bout some heavy-drifting?? VROOOM!
  15. Today's show is brought to you by Royalty Free Movie Quotes - "Forget it Jack. It's Japan District."
  16. I've heard of Panic Buying but Anxiety Auctions? That's just.... SOLD! to the nervous chap with the twitchy eye.
  17. Get me de riddim, get me de rhyme, get me de metronome, keep me on time.
  18. Bore me like one of your French.... zzzzzzz!
  19. Holy Crime-Solving Domestic Animals - this is a weird religion Batman.
  20. I'm ready for my close up Mister Magnifying Glass.
  21. Renegade freelance robot works from home. DOES NOT COMMUTE!! DOES NOT COMMUTE!!
  22. SideofMcG

    Episode 485 - The 8th Anniversary Show!

    Glorious from start to finish! This podcast done make me happy, uh-huh.
  23. Be Kind, Rewind. Be Nice, De-lice, Be Tough, Get Stuffed.
  24. Even worse that the Wrath of Khan what you really don't want to incur is the Service Charge of Khan.
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