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I see you baby, shaking that glass. Shaking that glass. Shaking that glass. Please get out of this church Mr. Hoffman.

Don't pee on my shoes and tell me it's raining - that sort of thing might fly on the Fetish Weather Channel but not here at Shoe News.

Craft beers? They can drop the 'Y' all they want We still know they're up to something.

Duck Twitter is a complete echo chamber. But they have no way of knowing that.

Out of the mouth of babes... vomit.

Damn it Jim, I'm a dog tagger not a doctor.

Yes blood is thicker than water. But while your soup's texture might now be perfect we're still closing down your restaurant.

Happy New Year from all us here at Goodyear where we hope you have a decent year.

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My uncle Walt Wright sure did regret shortening his name from Walter in 2016.

You Sir, Me Sir, She Sir, We Sir, Conjugate with Trey and Me Sir. Don't Make Me Out To be a Liar Sir. Step Out of the Car or We'll Open Fire Sir.

Imma stop you right there. Hi! I'm a stop sign. Please be my friend.

I got a hot take on pizza gate so stand back people - I'm firing up the paranoia drive and we're going all the way to Crazysville, Nova Scotia.

Had to stop listening to it on the bus because I was laughing too much! I'm only forty-something minutes in. This is fucking class!

Have you been searching for a long lost white relative or snack? Then Cracker Locator is for you!

Podcasts for Pod People. They walk among us. They deserve content too god damn it.

Now this is a story all about how my life got cucked turned upsidedown. And I'd like to take a minute just you sit tight I'll tell you how I became the Prince of the New Alt-Right

Alright stop, collaborate and listen - after the war you'll all be executed by the resistance. Bloody collaborating bastards.

You're ain't nobody until somebody loves you enough to invent a fake paedophile conspiracy about your pizza shop.

The Winter of '72 was horrendous. In fact all the Winter Family were pricks. Mike Summers in number 71 was much nicer.

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Greedo is Good: The Star Wars Financial Trading Spinoff Board Game You've Been Waiting For Is Finally Here!

Your gender non-specific relative has such an unusual body shape that a humorous thing can be implied about it but not a hurtful one because feelings.

Shake me Jesus. Shake me up in the spraycan of life. Spray me Jesus. Graffiti me with your word o hip saviour.

Sometimes I look up at the stars and wonder.... "Do these celebrities know I'm hiding under their floorboards?"