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Duck you motherducker. Someone's throwing stones at the female mallards again.

I swear, you swear, we all swear for fucking ice-cream.

When you're alone and life is getting you down you can always go and fuck right off.

She sells sea shell companies on the seashore. Welcome to the Cayman Islands.

The rain in spain falls mainly on Niles Crane.

Welcome to the post office loyalty card scheme - buy 9 stamps and get a free coffee.

If you're happy and you know it, why are you listening to podcasts incessantly?

Ask not for whom the booth tolls, the toll booths for you.

Am I supposed to be impressed that you're some sort of blue furry monster? Whaddya want? A cookie?

Wake and Bake is what I did through college and also what my boss at the bakery shouts at me when I fall asleep on the job.

And now it's time for a little something we call Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

It's ain't what you do it's the way that you do it but also it is what you do because what if you're doing it the right way but it's the wrong thing that won't work now will it? Anyway, great party huh? Oh you're leaving? Already?

Giving birth is tedious. That's why the French call it La Bore.

Actually the full title is Who Posed, Painted and Then Framed Roger Rabbit. I know because I'm an asshole.

Crash land a plane in the Hudson? I wouldn't Sully myself.

It's not for us to reason why, Kyle McLachlan seasons pie.

You're once, twice, three times a ladle. And I'm drowning in soup.

Who do you have to know to get a cleaned up cliche around here?

Why did the Stars Wars actor not buy a new car? Because he couldn't Harrison AFFORD it. And that actor's name was Anthony Daniels.

Drama Llamas are better than Enamel Camels. But grumpy gooses never beat hanging nooses.

If you're hairy be wary, if you're leery be weary. If you're sick of this fucking pandemic then welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

Don't cry over spilt milk or dangerous clifftops.

Who's afraid of Virginia's Wolves? Nobody since the ecological context for wolves to exist in the Commonwealth of Virginia has disappeared.

I came here to kick ass and chew scenery and it looks like there's a lot of scenery left. These sets must have cost a fortune. God damn you people are artists!

Beware of Geeks baring their asses.