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Mike Myers fires tyres at birds on wires or passing friars. These Halloween remakes are very tame.

Check out the ass on that Shrek movie.

I practice taxidermy where the laws are lax and the snacks are wormy.

Oh won't you please take me home.

If you live in Troy ALWAYS look a gift horse in the mouth. There's goddamn Greeks in there.

I was once like you. Reading out catchphrases, dumb and insulted.

The School of Hard Knocks and the University of Life sure do graduate a lot of boring alcoholic assholes.

In Soviet Russia shepherd herds ewe.

I wanna chat about CBB but Reddit is not for me. Can someone cut and paste everything they say there on to this forum? Thanks.

In England the bum's rush is called the arse hurries and it's diarrhea.

They're crabs in labs. They're crustacean scienticians. They're figuring things out but I'll die if I eat them.

It was great. Not sure where I saw it but I was aware of it prior to the live show alright.

I mean if I was a poisoner that's exactly what I would do. *suspicious eyes*

Look - am I the only one who saw the Nutcracker guy for the first time and thought, "Huh, he kinda looks like Paul Scheer." I demand Paul dress up in a nutcracker outfit and post a photo to prove me right! Also - I only listened to the start of the episode today - was all the June poisoning saga cut out? Because if so that's the editing of a guilty man right there. #ReleaseThePoisonCut

1, 2, 3, 4 I declare a Thumb War. 5, 6, 7, 8 to the victims of the senseless Thumb War this monument I commemorate.

In Cheers they drank beers and sometimes shed tears. But in Frasier they never played Erasure and only sometimes shot Lasiers.

If you want Carlito's Gains then you gotta take Carlito's Whey

If you want Sharknay Cookies you start by making Sharknay Dough.

Here at Insect-Washateria we're proud of all our customers from Flea to shining Flea.

They read out your full name and address too!

What's the haps with the maps for craps? I need a guide to toilets downtown.

Never mind condolences. I'm in need of commodences.

Yo-Yo Ma is so fat but he'll drop that weight really quickly and then put it right back on again. That's Yo-Yo dieting for you.

Dan Quayle misspelled potato but he also misspelled Quail. I mean there's no Y in it for a start. That f*cking idiot. TOPICAL HUMOUR!

I am still waiting for those maps.