SideofMcG

Outside is for losers anyway. Losers who love fun and air and people and beer and laughing and feeling free and all that bullshit. Fuck outside man.

I'm a grown ass man. Once I was a planted ass man. Then a seedling ass man. Soon I will be a harvested ass man.

Just to be a nerd. Sorry. ADR doesn't stand for Additional Dialogue Recording (although I definitely thought it was too for years and I work in film/tv) It actually stands for Automated Dialog Replacement. And for a super running ADR gag check out Matt Berry in Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. His character's lines are ADRed by himself just to mimic a cheap shitty 80's style. You lot have all seen Garth Marenghi, right?

Grift me mama like a wagonwheel. I'll give you my money for a lick of your knee.

Give a fish a man, you'll cod it for a day. Teach a fish to manage and you've given it coping skills for life.

Welcome back Wyclef John.

You don't have to be mad to work here but a general state of low level irritation would be beneficial.

My other car has a sticker on it too.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for mercy. Please someone alert the authorities - we've been in this basement for years!

Imagine if Santa wasn't laughing but was just looking for gardening implements! CRAZY IDEA HUH?

Remember remember the filth of november

They did the Truck, they did the Monster Truck. The Monster Truck, it was a scrapyard shuck.

When Jackson makes a good rebuttal or you're addressing a letter to Ice Cube's son. Touché Jackson.

Nobody puts baby in the Muller Fruit Corner.

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood. No stop signs, speed limit. Highways to heaven and hell, innit?

I bought a load of fridge magnet but they didn't attract any fridges so I sent them back.

Who what when where? We got fidget spinners so we don't care.

Gentle Ben vs Uncle Ben. The loser gets torn to shreds but will be microwave ready in 2 minutes.

God never closes a door without opening a window, turning on the air-con, pointing a fan at your confetti collection and farting up your bedroom.

Murder Sleep with the all-new Coffee Knife! It cuts the throat of rest, and disembowels slumber. Coffee Knife - delicious and deadly!

You catch more flies with honey than vinegar. But who wants flies? Gimme that acetic acid baby!

In the Upsidedown if you turn your frown upsidedown you're actually frowning because you're already upsidedown so it was a smile. NO DON'T WALK AWAY I'M NOT FINISHED!

Slim Slow Slider. Jim Blows Gliders.

Guess WHO's coming to dinner. Where we're going to seat an entire Health Organisation I have no idea.

You know what they say - everything is shit.